AGRRE/DISAGREE

1) POLITICS IS AN IDEA MEANT ONLY FOR ADULTS.
AGREE
To understand politics thoroughly you have to have a good knowledge of world affairs, history and happenings. Most children don’t have a good concept of any of these and when they are involved in politics tend to get them wrong. This is mainly due to the fact that politics don’t appeal to most young individuals and they therefore don’t understand it.

2) ANYONE CAN BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEIR SITUATION.
Happiness is usually a feeling felt after accomplishment, relief, when in love and in extreme cases, after revenge.
In order to be happy you have to take your situation and make the best out of it etc. –you might not have the newest gaming console, but you have an education, a house, food…
To be happy you have to be optimistic, grateful, and always avoid longing for more than you have. If more people thought like this then everybody would be happy.

PODCAST REVIEW

Title: Friday Night Comedy – The Now Show
Episode: The Credit Crunch
Time: 28:04
Broadcasted By: The BBC Radio 4
Date: 19 Dec 2008
Website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4

INTRODUCTION
The pod cast I have reviewed is one of the comedy genre. Broadcasted by the BBC, its purpose is to entertain its listeners by using jokes and songs to relay real life circumstances and other happenings in the UK and round the Globe at the current time.

EPISODE DESRIPTION (personal edition)
This week’s episode of The Now Show highlights the global economic crisis, discussing the administration of stores such as Woolworth’s and WHSmith in song form.
Don’t miss the top tips on how to save money at Christmas, with hints that will make you laugh ‘till you cry!!!

SUMMARY OF THIS WEEKS PODCAST
This week’s show is an amusing comedy based around the desperate economic situation.
Featuring stars Steve Pank, Hugh Dennis and many more…

Starting off with a Christmas jam, ‘thanking God it isn’t Christmas everyday’, Mitch Ben, brings instant laughs with his hilarious but logical song.

Going on to the economy, Holly Walsh gives us her top tips on how to save money during the Christmas credit crunch or “scrooging it this Christmas” including this excellent tip on sending presents – “ Send a card signed with the catchphrase “Don’t spend it all at once” then tear the end of the envelope off without giving any money . This way it looks like you’ve sent money but the postman’s nicked it!”

The next major chapter of the show includes an outrageous song about Woolworth’s decline to bankruptcy – (verse from song – “Where will all the chavs go now, to do their shoplifting”), All the reasons Madonna will miss Britain, and the answer to the question “Why It is said that British weather has A.D.D.”

The final stage of the show, jokes about the Leicestershire police’s efforts to reduce rattiness by handing out free lollipops to shoppers.
Ending with a quick joke about medical wisdom realms passed down the generations, this week’s show was uttermost enjoyable.

WHY I PICKED THIS PODCAST I generally picked this pod cast because I had all ready known the show from the UK, therefore it instantly interested me to write about it since I had known it was a quality comedy production by the BBC making it a good choice for me to document. It truly shows genuine British humour, and is definitely entertaining when in need of a good laugh. I can honestly recommend this pod cast for its wide variety of way of making you laugh either by song or joke or sarcasm… It’s probably the most enjoyable way to keep up to date with small details that don’t always make the news.

THE HOBBIT VOCAB III
1) Treacherous
a) Some one who has intention to betray?
B) Gollum vs. Bilbo
c)Gollum attempted the treacherous act of trying to kill Bilbo after he had all ready promised to realest him from the hellish tunnels of the Goblins.
2) Ghastly
A)Horror or fearful acts or things
B)Smaug towards the Dwarves
C)many men had a ghastly image of Smuag’s appearance , but very few knew of what he looked like, the commotion of his acts had been performed many generations ago.
3)Wily
A)Cunning or kaniving
B)Bilbo vs. spiders
c)Bilbo’s wily way of saving the Dwarves from the spider’s clutches , earned him much valour, honour and respect amongst them.
4) Pondering
A)to wonder or to be curious
B)Bilbo towards Gandalf
c)Bilbo gazed at the misty Mountains and pondered where on earth could Gandalf be???
5) Commotion
A)Confusion or excitement

b)People toward Dwarves
c)The spread of word that Thror, king of Dwarves, had returned caused much commotion amongst the people who were eager to see the dragon slain .
6) Pernicious
A)to have a subtle but harmful effect .
B)the ring – Bilbo
C)foreshadowing gives us hints that the ring has a pernicious effect on its bearer ( i.e. Gollum )
7) Foe
A)Enemy
b)Dwarves to Smaug
c)The Wood Elves show that they have respect and keep their captives healthy whether they are foes or not .
8) Mishap
A)Unfortunate or troubled
B)Bilbo vs. saving Dwarves
c)Through the book Bilbo has saved the Dwarves from what ever mishap they run in to giving them a hero vision of them.
9) Slumber
A)Sleep or doze
B)Smaug
c)Bilbo felt the heat of the great beast spread out across the treasure, spelled in a deep slumber.

GOLLUM DATE
STUPIFIED SCARY STUD LOOKING FOR FABULOUS FREAKY FATSO.
If you’re so desperate and you’ll date me just because I’m a male, then I’m your guy.Im a shriveled prune like creature with long nails and killer breath but dont worry we can fix that... I need a soul mate who can handle my pathetic rambling, my dual personality and my obsession with ringses and blingses! Yes, yes its true my precious.
The RIDDLE RAP WRAP UP game is my favouritesies so you have to be a good loser, I can’t handle it, and when I do lose thingsies get messy, hehehe.
You’ll never get bored of me becauseses I’m 2 people! I can talk to my selfses for hoursies on end.
So I need you to be rich, ugly, smelly and even then I might consider eating you! Isn’t that right my precious.
Please no wizards, wovleses or hetrosexualsies because precious wouldn’t like that now would he.
So come and hang out with me on my rocksies. Call me on 01800UTTERLYUGLY965 or email me on vomit-as_soon_as_u_c_me@precious.com

NEWSFLASH

THE TRUTHFUL TIMES
“TOMORROW’S NEWS TODAY”
SUNDAY 23RD EDITION


BEST SELLING BAND IN WORLD!
They’re the newest hit. They’re furry and cuddly. They’ve sold over 1 billion records outselling Elvis.
They’re songs that will touch your heart.
They’re The Cheesy Chipmunkz
Our latest update tells us that The Chipmunkz (right) are the new ZZtop (bottom), although the band is suing the Chipmunkz for stealing their style and looks.
But this evidently doesn’t affect most; as
People describe then as cute, adorable and the best
Thing sing Michael Jackson. But they’re not so much to
An angry music critic whom disagrees strongly;
“How many times can you listen to those

THE MOUNTAIN MEADOWS MASSACRE
SUNDAY 11TH 2008

September dawn is a historical film set in the U.S.A. based around the day of 11th September 1857 .It tells the romantic tragedy of how both the bishop and mayor of a town ordered the slaughter of 120 innocent gentiles(apparently in the name of God), travelling from Missouri to California. They stopped off at a small town in Utah where they were given two weeks to rest on their journey.

The movie depicts the plot of the bishop whom holds a grudge against the gentiles since, a former Leader of his was murdered by a pack of them in Missouri.
Mean while, his son falls in love with one of the helpless emigrants and once aware of his Fathers plan begins to hate him.

The main characters of the story include the evil bishop; General Jacob Samuelson, his sons; Jonathan and Mika, and Jonathan’s love; Emily.
Directed in 2007and by Christopher Cain, starring academy award winner Jon Voight, this is a film you can’t afford to miss.

I conclude that this film is suitable for any one above 13yrs who is capable of understanding the detail of the violence, corruption and discrimination, that religion reflected on in those days.
September Dawn is moving yet may give you a sense of disgust towards the people whom butchered those gentiles with out a regret, on the orders of 1 man who had a misconception for who they were. I would recommend this film to anyone interested on whet happened on that grey day of September the 11th 1857.

(painting of what happened on that day)